Jokes

wei658

My wife cheated on me


two friends just met each others (Pete and John).
Then Pete said: hi mate, something new?

John said: yeah man, my wife cheated on me

And Pete answered: I said, is there something new??

wei658

Do you know that in New York every minute one woman is overrun by a car?
Wow, she's really durable...

congciyihou

hah,like MRS Xianglin

明知不可

30 sows and pigs, 这个有意思

hbv30year

2 friends met each other
Then Pete said: hi mate, something new?
John said: yeah man, the government said CPI is 3.1 last year, they cheated on me
And Pete answered: I said, is there something new??
John thought a long time, then said: oil price is raised again
Pete answered: it is not new either.
John said: But there is no airplane crashed yet
Pete: Oh, that is some kind of new.