Men Are Hard To Please
男人很难取悦!!
The problems with GUYS:
男人的问题是：
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了． If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
对他不好，他说妳骄傲． If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执 If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳． If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
如果不，他说妳不信任他
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人 If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
如果他吸烟，他是绅士 | 
发表于 2006-8-31 04:19
