外国人的中国话,中国人的洋话

狐狸猫

一个中国人撞了老外,过意不去,跟他道歉,可是洋鬼子听不懂,那人便说"I'll give you some colours see see!" [em09]

头戴鲜花的小星星

Oh~~

So what colors he's gonna give the "lao wai" to see?

千江有水千江月

black and blue

碧空天

I hv another one joke just for fun.......

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Recepetionist："hello?"
Foreigner："hi."
R："you have what thing?"
F："can you speak english?"
R："if I not speak english, I am speaking what?"
F："can anybody else speak english? "
R："you yourself look. all people are playing,no
people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go."
F："good heavens. anybody here can speak english?"
R："shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have
what thing."
F："I want to speak to your head."
R："head not zai.you tomorrow come."

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liver411

In the past. Some people watched their cat to predict the weather. They thought when a cat washed its face, it was going to rain. When a cat put its paws in front of it, they thought bad weather was corning. When they saw a cat eating grass, they would say “Oh, there’s going to be a heavy rain!” When a cat was restless, they thought a big wind was coming...

and it has been raining for days, Foxy-Cat, have you ever washed your faced recently? *_*