I See You!

liver411

A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it.

Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he looked up the man's arse was that eye staring right back at him. "You know, " said the doctor, "you really have to learn to trust me."

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liver411

A Brief Visit to the Doctor  

A man and his wife went to the doctor's office and the doctor asked the man for a blood, urine, and feces sample.
The man was slightly deaf and said, ''What?''

Again, the doctor said, ''I need a blood, urine and feces sample."

The man still looked puzzled, so his wife leaned over and yelled into his ear:

''Sheldon, the doctor needs a pair of your underwear!''

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小曼

Glad to see you.

liver411

以下是引用小曼在2004-6-29 10:53:30的发言：
Glad to see you.

Oh, hi. Nice to see you too.

艾草清凉

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笑死人不偿命的笑话

小冬

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