JOKES OF BJ

yuer

While in college, BJ took a telephone-solicitation job in the evenings, starting at six o'clock.
On BJ'S very first call, BJ reached a woman who said she was busy, but would call me back later.
"I'm so sorry," I said, "but we're not allowed to take incoming calls."
"Don't worry, dear," she replied. "Just give me your home phone number and the time you have dinner."

liverbj

I can not make head or tail of the article.

一塌糊涂

At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to d
eliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him
a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.

　　The guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife must love you very m
uch, I see her send you a 'KISS' before you begin your speech."

　　The speaker smiled and explained, "You don't know my wife. The 'KISS' she
give me stands for 'Keep It Short, Stupid.'"

leonardo

I though you mean Blow Job by that "BJ".

awei

不厚道，知道这儿谁是老大吗？[em03]

以下是引用leonardo在2004-9-8 14:26:18的发言：
I though you mean Blow Job by that "BJ".

awei

就是说那个女的就是在having dinner...

以下是引用liverbj在2004-4-8 11:01:18的发言：
I can not make head or tail of the article.

liverbj

原帖由 awei 于 2004-9-16 23:52 发表
就是说那个女的就是在having dinner...

got it.

But I still don't know why it's so funny?

水是眼波横

:L :L :L
Ｎ老的帖子，可能翻翻有新意吧