化缘记！

不死鸟

化缘记
小和尚来到开心乐园，
向各位有钱的老大来化缘，
化缘化了一天半，
没有人给一分钱。

后来漂亮的莓子姑娘
给了偶一个硬币，
偶开心的笑了，
接过来仔细一看，
假钱！！

小飞
（网名飞不起来）
对偶微微一笑：
俺穷，没钱。

广州的大财主
号称拥有3/4的羊城的森菲尔，
在偶那里拿走了一只鸭子，
吃了以后才说
以后不必再来化缘。

我一看到了吃饭的时间，
兜里还有自己的一百块钱，
先回家吧，
家里上有老，下有小。
寺里还有许多和尚
等着吃饭!

这时ymdd不小心碰了偶一下，
对偶说：
对不起。
偶说：没关系。
等他走远了，
再一摸兜
一百块钱没了。
你说我怎么这么倒霉呢！
我绝对不怀疑ymdd!
我要回家去了，
因为没钱！！！！！

[此贴子已经被作者于2003-4-17 14:18:44编辑过]

ymdd

没钱你吱一声，呵呵。

ymdd

吱~~~

好阳光

偶很没钱。
偶：吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~

ymdd

以下是引用好阳光在2003-4-17 15:25:00的发言：
偶很没钱。
偶：吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~吱~~~

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好阳光

偶的形象就是好呀。
贫下中农就是拽呀。
走到哪里都是主人翁呀，
只要在咱中国的土地上，
越穷那是越光荣呀~~~咿呀嗨！

ymdd

看看农民的困惑

俺们刚吃上肉你们又吃菜了；
俺们刚娶上媳妇你们又包二奶了；
俺们刚吃上糖你们又尿糖了；
俺们刚知道拿白纸擦腚你们又用它抹嘴了。
俺们刚有点钱你们又买保险了。
俺们的娃子春节刚回家你们又去香港了。
　　
俺们刚锄完地你们又去健身房了；
俺们刚能吃顿饱饭你们又要花钱把肉减了;
俺们刚知道冼澡打香皂你们洗头又去洗头房了;
俺们刚穿了件像样的衣服你们又把新裤子剪碎了!
俺们刚羡慕城里的繁华你们又开始建乡村别野了。
俺们刚住上瓦房你们又要露营了。
俺们的娃儿刚有书念你们又要出国留洋了。
　　
俺们刚知道存款你们又倒腾股票了。
俺们的乡镇企业正挣扎呢你们又玩企业上市了。
俺们的民工进城了你们就开始下岗了。
俺们的好娃子到了城里当官都成贪污犯了。
俺们的俊闺女到了城里都改名叫"小姐"了。
　　
俺们刚看上电视你们又玩电脑了；
俺们还没见过电脑你们又宽带上网了!
俺们刚知道NBA打球MBA又吃香了!
俺们刚看懂文艺节目你们又改成卫星收黄了

俺们刚听说WC是茅房W又TO了;　　
俺们刚攒了点粮食粮食又不值钱了;
俺们刚把白条换成钞票你们又把人民币换美圆了
俺们刚把害虫灭掉你们又爱吃害虫啃过的青菜了
俺们刚喝上自来水你们又改喝山泉了
俺们刚刚敢坐公汽你们又NB哄哄打的了
俺们刚学会打麻将你们又开始赌球了
俺们刚能抽带嘴的香烟你们又开始吃摇头丸了
俺们刚养了很多鸡你们又喜欢吃鳖了;
俺们刚学会养鳖你们又喜欢上吃蝎了。

俺们刚结了扎你们又试管婴儿了。
俺们刚通上电你们又兴烛光晚宴了;
俺们刚学会开着灯做爱你们又用伟哥了！
俺们刚吃上白面你们又改吸白粉了;

飞吧飞

以下是引用不死鸟在2003-4-17 14:11:00的发言：
化缘记
小飞
（网名飞不起来）
对偶微微一笑：
俺穷，没钱。

[此贴子已经被作者于2003-4-17 14:18:44编辑过]

声明：偶不叫飞不起来
劝告：三思而后行

不死鸟

以下是引用飞吧飞在2003-4-20 22:26:00的发言：

声明：偶不叫飞不起来
劝告：三思而后行

逗你玩的！哈哈！

嘎嘎

和尚下山逗老虎，找死！
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[此贴子已经被作者于2003-4-21 8:39:28编辑过]