Golf Balls

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Golf Balls
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open.

The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees three golf balls and $1,000.

She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains, “Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer.” She figures three times in 30 years is not bad and asks, “But what about the $1,000?” He replied, “Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them.”

高尔夫球

有一对年轻人结婚了，新郎问新娘他是否可以拥有一个属于他自己装衣服的抽屉，而新娘永远不要打开。新娘同意了。结婚30年后，妻子注意到，他丈夫的抽屉是开着的，她往里瞥了一眼，看见里面有三个高尔夫球和1000美元。她质问丈夫，并要求解释，丈夫解释道：“每次我不忠于你的时候，我就往抽屉里放一个高尔夫球。”她想，30年来才三次，还不是太坏。于是便问：“那么1000美元是怎么回事呢？”丈夫回答：“每当我凑够12个高尔夫球时，我就把它们卖掉。”

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Who’d Have Us?
Mary and Mick had been good friends for years. Each night after she closed her shop, Mary would go to Mick’s place, cook their dinner, wash up and return to her home.

One evening after his had gone on for 30 years, she said, “Mick, it’s about time we got married.”

“Oh, Mary,” Mick sighed. “Who’d have us?”

谁会要我们？

玛丽和迈克是多年的好朋友了。每天晚上她关了店门后，总是来到迈克家做饭，洗涮完了再回自己家去。

就这样三十年过去了，有一天晚上她说，“迈克，我们该结婚了。”

“噢，玛丽，”迈克叹息说，“谁会要我们呢？”