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发表于 2003-2-27 07:28
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack’s station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.
“I’m recently widowed,” she explained, “and I’m afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.”
“Not to worry,” Jack said, “we’ll be happy to sleep in the barn.”
Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widow’s attorney. He called up his friend Bob and said, “Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?”
“Yes, I do.”
“Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?”
“Yes, I have to admit that I did.”
“Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?
Bob’s face turns red and he said, “Yeah, I’m afraid I did.”
“Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!”
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杰克决定和他朋友鲍伯去滑雪，他们钻进杰克的客货两用车向北开去，几个小时后，他们遇到一场大雪，他们把车开到附近一家农家，询问漂亮的女主人能不能借宿一晚。
“我刚刚新寡，如果我留宿你们，邻居会说闲话。”她解释说。
“没关系，”杰克说，“我们愿意睡到谷仓。”
九个月后，杰克收到那个寡妇律师的信。他给他朋友鲍伯打电话说：“鲍伯，你记得我们住过的那个农舍的漂亮寡妇吗？”
“当然。”
“你是否半夜起来，到她房间和她睡觉？”
“是。我得承认我做过。”
“你是不是用我的名字而没有告诉她你的真名？”
鲍伯脸红了，他说：“是，是这样。”
“那太谢谢了，她刚刚死了，把一切都留给了我。”
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