"歪理"翻译

rachel2000

现在举行"歪理"翻译比赛,
以下几条绝世狠言,看看谁能把它们翻译的又歪又地道!

1.Money is not everything .There''s Mastercard&Visa.

2.Love the nerghbor .But don''t get caught.

3.Behine every successful man,there is a woman.And behine every unsuccessful man,there are two.

4.Every man should marry .After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.

5.The wise never marry,Aad when they marry they become otherwise.

6.Success is a relative term . It brings so many relatives.

7.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today

8.Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

9.Your future depends on your dreams .So go to sleep.

10.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

11.Hard work never killed anybody . But why take the risk?

12.The more you learn , the more you know,The more you know , the more you forget .    The more you forget , the less you know. So why bother to learn.

ps:原则:循规蹈矩的不要,平淡无奇的不要....

[此贴子已经被作者于2003-1-30 17:38:34编辑过]

henly

我第一,所以我來第一句
金錢不是萬能的,有時還需要用信用卡.

[此贴子已经被作者于2003-1-30 16:45:27编辑过]

henly

3.每個成功男人的背後,都有一個女人.每個不成功男人的背後,都有兩個.

henly

5.聰明人不會去結婚,而當他們結了婚就也就不再聰明了.

[此贴子已经被作者于2003-1-30 16:39:50编辑过]

henly

4.每個人都該要結婚,因為快樂並不是生命的全部

henly

我加兩句,
13.One should love animals.  They are so tasty

henly

14.Save water.   Shower with your girlfriend.

henly

6.成功是一個相關的名詞,它會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚.

rachel2000

楼上的,翻的是没错,只是.....不符合原则!呵呵

rachel2000

唉,这样一条条翻,有灌水之嫌哦!