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发表于 2011-7-3 20:57 |只看该作者 |倒序浏览 |打印

"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757

On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs.

Notice In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

Notice At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

Notice In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: Drop your trousers here for best results.

At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.

At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

Notice In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass?

In the window of an Oregon general store: Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?

In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extrcted by the latest Methodists.

In the vestry of a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.

Outside a farm: Horse manure, pre-packed bags, $10. Or, do-it-yourself, $1.

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本帖最后由 王震宇 于 2011-7-4 00:27 编辑

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