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哪位大虾说说“psychic hotline ”怎么翻译呀还有“psychic”单独译成什么呢？！：（

liverbj

这个没有必要literally translate吧。
就是装神弄鬼的人搞的热线。
psychic就译成通灵的。它的字根是psycho，就是灵魂，精神的意思。

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hoho ,又学了一招，thanks  ：）

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A frog telephones a psychic hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

"Great," says the frog. "Will I meet her at a party?"

"No," said the psychic, "Next year - in biology class." [em11]

[此贴子已经被作者于2002-10-21 14:25:19编辑过]

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Love is holding hands in the street

Marriage is holding arguments in the street

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant

Marriage is Chinese take-out

Love is cuddling on a sofa

Marriage is deciding on a sofa

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The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket."

He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich.

He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said,

"That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch."

liverbj

Teacher: Stone, give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round.
Stone: Ma says so, Pa says so, and you say so!

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Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, to please stand.

Little Jimmy stood up, alone.

Mrs. White said, "Jimmy, do you really think you're stupid?"

"No," Jimmy said. "But I didn't want you standing up there alone."

liverbj

Chemistry teacher: What is water?
Dirty-looking child: A colorless liquid that turns black as soon as I put my hands in it!

化学老师：什么是水？
一个脏孩子：水是一种无色的当我把手一放进去就马上变黑的液体。

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A: This restaurant must have very clean kitchen.

B: Thanks. What makes you say that?

A: Everything tastes of soap!



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A:这家餐馆必须使用洁净洁净的餐具。
B:谢谢，你为什么这样说呢？
A:每样东西吃起来都象肥皂！