english

ha.
interesting stories arouse learning interest of English.
so . if you are a girl . chat with a handsome boy will increase your english soon.
if you boy. chat with a beautiful girl will arouse your interest.
and also.

reading novels. aha, it depends on whether u are interested by the novel.

I use to book news mailing list of cnn.but abondon soon. for it's too boring

revelation

yes, i want to chat with a girl ,i not mind  whether is she teautiful !hoho

liverbj

A husband and wife drove for miles in silence after a terrible argument in which neither would budge. The husband pointed to a mule in a pasture.

“Relative of yours?” he asked.

“Yes,” she replied. “By marriage.”
一对夫妻开着车出去，走了很长一段时间谁也不吭声，因为在这之前他们曾吵得很厉害，谁也不让步。

丈夫指着牧场上的一头骡子问道：“是你的亲戚吗？”

“是的，”她回答，“是婆家的亲戚。”

liverbj

The couple seated in a restaurant seemed to be having a wonderful time. But as the woman glanced away from the table, their waiter suddenly rushed over.

“Madam, look,” he said. “Your husband just slid under the table.”

“No, he didn’t,” she replied. “My husband just came in the door.”
坐在饭馆里的一对夫妇看上去非常高兴。但是当那女子向旁边瞥了一眼时，服务员马上跑了过来。

“夫人，您瞧，”他说，“您的丈夫滑到桌子底下去了。”

“不，他没有，”她回答，“我的丈夫刚从门外进来。”

liverbj

　　The after-dinner speaker was droning on and on and on, boring everyone to tears. One of the guests, fighting to keep his drooping eyelids open, turned to the lady on his right and said, “Can nothing be done to shut him up?”
　　
　　“If there is I’d like to know,” said the lady, “I’m his wife and I’ve been trying to shut him up for twenty years.”
　　
　　一位晚餐后的讲演者冗长沉闷地说个没完没了，以至使每个人都烦得哈欠连天。有一位客人使劲睁开他沉重的眼皮，转向坐在他右边的一位夫人说：“有没有办法使他不说了？”
　　
　　“如果有办法的话，我倒很想知道。”这位夫人说，“我是他的妻子，我已经试了二十年了，都没能办到。”

revelation

Mary: "Doctor, i can't sleep."

Doctor: "Did you try counting?"

Mary: "Yes, i counted to 487466."

Dortor: "Then you fell asleep?"

Mary: "No, then it was morning."

liverbj

Boy of six: Daddy, when I grow up I want to be an Arctic Explorer.

Father: That’s fine, Bill.

Boy: But I want to go into training at once.

Father: How so?

Boy: Well, I want a dollar a day for ice-cream so I’ll get used to the cold.
六岁男孩：爸爸，我长大了要当北极探险家。
爸爸：好极了，比尔。
男孩：可是我想马上开始训练。
爸爸：怎样训练？
男孩：我要你每天给我一元钱买冰淇淋吃，这样我可以习惯于寒冷。

liverbj

Mother: Which apple do you want, Tom?
Tom: The biggest one.
Mother: Why, Tom, you should be polite and take the little one.
Tom: Well, Mamma, should I lie just to be polite?
妈妈：汤姆，你要哪个苹果？
汤姆：要那个最大的。
妈妈：什么？汤姆，你应该有礼貌，要那个小的。
汤姆：哎，妈妈，为了有礼貌我是不是就应该说谎？

liverbj

Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?
Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other.

妈妈：约翰尼，我今天早上在橱子里放了两块点心，现在就剩下一块了。你能解释一下吗？

约翰尼：哦，我想是因为里面太黑我没看到另外那块。

revelation

Brown: John, could you lend me fifty dollars?
John: Why, yes, I supposed so.
Brown: All right, then, lend me fifty, but give me twenty-five of it.
John:OK, But why?
Brown: Then you'll owe me twenty-five, and i'll owe you twenty-five, and we'll be all square.

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Brown:John,你能借我50块么？
John:哦，当然没有问题！
BrownL:好，那么借我50，但是给我其中25块。
John:好呀，但是为什么？
Brown:那么你将欠我25块，我欠你25快，于是我们就扯平了！