Jokes

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Joke  #1



A Hard Riddle...

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of a mans P.J.'s.  



  



  



  





His Head.. what were you thinking?



  





Joke  #2



A Father's Last Request.  



A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it

was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall,

while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.

The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed

when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die,

be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?"



The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."



With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered,

"Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

(I saw that coming, didn't you! ~*l*~)





Joke  #3



An act of God?

The new minister's wife had a baby. The minister appealed to

the congregation for a salary increase to cover the addition

to the family. The congregation agreed that it was only fair,

and approved it. When the next child arrived, the minister

appealed and again the congregation approved the increase.



Several years and five children later, the congregation was

a bit upset over the increasing expenses. This turned into a

rather loud meeting one night with the minister.



Finally, the minister stood up and shouted

"Having children is an Act of God!"



An older man in the back stood and shouted back

"So are rain and snow, but we wear rubbers for them!"



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keke

very good!

thank's