为什么手枪比女人好（木匠译）

liver411

Why a handgun is better than a woman:
为什么手枪比女人好

10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22\'s.
你可以毫无问题地用你不想要了的 旧.44 换新的.22

9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.
你可以在家里放上一把另一把随身跟着你

8. If you admire a friend\'s handgun and tell him so, he will be
impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.
喜爱朋友的手枪，你直接了当地告诉他，你的朋友会让你痛快的玩两圈

7. Your primary handgun doesn\'t mind if you have a backup.
你的第常备手枪不在乎你拥有替代的手枪

6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.
你的手枪不会在乎你没有子弹了

5. A handgun doesn\'t take up a lot of closet space.
你的手枪不会占用柜子的太多空间

4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
一个月的每一天，你的手枪都一样好用

3. A handgun won\'t ask, \"Do these new grips make me look fat?\"
你的手枪不会问你：“我在这新枪套里会不会看起来很肥？”

2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you\'re done using
it.
你的手枪不会在乎你刚刚用过他就呼呼大睡

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:
手枪比女人好，最重要的一点就在于：

1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun...... :p
你可以给你的手枪带上消音器！

intoxication

haha it is very funny~~~~~

but~~~~~~~some women cannot be taken place~~~ for example: mother and wife~~~~~~~~ they are both the women men should cherish and treat well~~~~~ you think so ?

[此贴子已经被作者于2006-11-2 11:50:37编辑过]

坚强勇敢

of course,just for fun hehe,and maybe this is only about sex!

ColdSummer

Aha,so humorous