The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. The trees are whistling for the dogs. The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. Hot water now comes out of both taps. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron. The temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly. You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car. You actually burn your hand opening the car door. You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out
and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?" You realize that asphalt has a liquid state. The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one
out and add butter, salt and pepper....... And of course Sour
Cream, diced onions and a few serving spoons of Chile Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them
from laying boiled eggs. The cows are giving evaporated milk. Darn! I am dying of heat...
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发表于 2006-8-8 01:59
