[转帖]精彩英语吵架100句

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[转帖]精彩英语吵架100句

1. You make me sick! 你真让我恶心！
　　3. What’s wrong with you? 你怎么回事？
　　4. You shouldn’t have done that! 你真不应该那样做!
　　5. You’re a jerk! 你是个废物/混球！
　　6. Don’t talk to me like that! 别那样和我说话!
　　7. Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁？
　　8. What’s your problem? 你怎么回事啊？
　　9. I hate you! 我讨厌你！
　　10. I don’t want to see your face! 我不愿再见到你！
　　11. You’re crazy! 你疯了!
　　12. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind? 你疯了吗？（美国人绝对常用！）
　　13. Don’t bother me. 别烦我。
　　14. Knock it off. 少来这一套。
　　15. Get out of my face. 从我面前消失！
　　16. Leave me alone. 走开。
　　17. Get lost.滚开！
　　18. Take a hike! 哪儿凉快哪儿歇着去吧。
　　19. You piss me off. 你气死我了。
　　20. It’s none of your business. 关你屁事！
　　21. What’s the meaning of this? 这是什么意思？
　　22. How dare you! 你敢！
　　23. Cut it out. 省省吧。
　　24. You stupid jerk! 你这蠢猪！ 　　25. You have a lot of nerve. 脸皮真厚。
　　26. I’m fed up. 我厌倦了。
　　27. I can’t take it anymore. 我受不了了！（李阳老师常用）
　　28. I’ve had enough of your garbage. 我听腻了你的废话。
　　29. Shut up! 闭嘴！
　　30. What do you want? 你想怎么样？
　　31. Do you know what time it is? 你知道现在都几点吗？
　　32. What were you thinking? 你脑子进水啊？
　　33. How can you say that? 你怎么可以这样说？
　　34. Who says? 谁说的？
　　35. That’s what you think! 那才是你脑子里想的！
　　36. Don’t look at me like that. 别那样看着我。
　　37. What did you say? 你说什么？
　　38. You are out of your mind. 你脑子有毛病！
　　39. You make me so mad.你气死我了啦。
　　40. Drop dead. 去死吧！
　　41. **** off. 滚蛋。
　　42. Don’t give me your shit. 别跟我胡扯。
　　43. Don’t give me your excuses/ No more excuses. 别找借口。
　　44. You’re a pain in the ass. 你这讨厌鬼。
　　45. You’re an asshole. 你这缺德鬼。
　　46. You bastard! 你这杂种！
　　47. Get over yourself. 别自以为是。
　　48. You’re nothing to me. 你对我什么都不是。
　　49. It’s not my fault. 不是我的错。
　　50. You look guilty. 你看上去心虚。
　　51. I can’t help it. 我没办法。
　　52. That’s your problem. 那是你的问题。
　　53. I don’t want to hear it. 我不想听！
　　54. Get off my back. 少跟我罗嗦。
　　55. Give me a break. 饶了我吧。
　　56. Who do you think you’re talking to? 你以为你在跟谁说话？
　　57. Look at this mess! 看看这烂摊子！ 　　58. You’re so careless. 你真粗心。
　　59. Why on earth didn’t you tell me the truth? 你到底为什么不跟我说实话？
　　60. I’m about to explode! 我肺都快要气炸了！
　　61. What a stupid idiot! 真是白痴一个！
　　62. I’m not going to put up with this! 我再也受不了啦！
　　63. I never want to see your face again! 我再也不要见到你！
　　64. That’s terrible. 真糟糕！
　　65. Just look at what you’ve done! 看看你都做了些什么！
　　66. I wish I had never met you. 我真后悔这辈子遇到你！ 　　67. You’re a disgrace. 你真丢人！
　　68. I’ll never forgive you! 我永远都不会饶恕你！
　　69. Don’t nag me! 别在我面前唠叨！
　　70. I’m sick of it. 我都腻了。
　　71. You’re such a *****! 你这个*子!
　　72. Stop screwing/ fooling/ messing around! 别鬼混了！
　　73. Mind your own business! 管好你自己的事！
　　74. You’re just a good for nothing bum! 你真是一个废物！/ 你一无是处！
　　75. You’ve gone too far! 你太过分了！
　　76. I loathe you! 我讨厌你！
　　77. I detest you! 我恨你！
　　78. Get the hell out of here! 滚开!
　　79. Don’t be that way! 别那样！
　　80. Can’t you do anything right? 成事不足，败事有余。
　　81. You’re impossible. 你真不可救药。
　　82. Don’t touch me! 别碰我！
　　83. Get away from me! 离我远一点儿！
　　84. Get out of my life. 我不愿再见到你。/ 从我的生活中消失吧。
　　85. You’re a joke! 你真是一个小丑！
　　86. Don’t give me your attitude. 别跟我摆架子。
　　87. You’ll be sorry. 你会后悔的。
　　88. We’re through. 我们完了！
　　89. Look at the mess you’ve made! 你搞得一团糟！
　　90. You’ve ruined everything. 全都让你搞砸了。
　　91. I can’t believe your never. 你好大的胆子！
　　92. You’re away too far. 你太过分了。
　　93. I can’t take you any more! 我再也受不了你啦！
　　94. I’m telling you for the last time! 我最后再告诉你一次！
　　95. I could kill you! 我宰了你！
　　96. That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard! 那是我听到的最愚蠢的事！
　　(比尔·盖茨常用)
　　97. I can’t believe a word you say. 我才不信你呢!
　　98. You never tell the truth！ 你从来就不说实话！
　　99. Don’t push me ! 别逼我！
　　100. Enough is enough! 够了够了！

是梦就好了

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bigtree

very usefull

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doggie

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无一物

只有英文就好了

xiaotu3

I like,i will study it..

liver411

Rated R ！！！

1. Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"
2. Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
3. As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
4. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
5. At the Laundromat, "How much bleach should I put in with my good suit?"
6. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
7. Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
8. Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!
9. Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? {Wait for answer} "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"
10. Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?
11. Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
12. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
13. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
14. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
15. Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some more?
16. Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
17. Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
18. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?
19. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
20. Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo system at home!
21. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
22. Does your boyfriend know where you are?
23. Excuse me, do you believe in one night stands?
24. Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.
25. Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
26. Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
27. For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
28. Gee, for a fat girl you sure don’t sweat much.
29. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
30. Have you heard the latest piece of medical knowledge saying that Sex is a real killer? Do you want to die happy?
31. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? (after she slaps you or leaves) HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
32. Hi there! Do you want to see something really swell?
33. Hi!
34. Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?
35. Hi, how are you?
36. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
37. Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
38. Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
39. Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
40. Hi, my name's Dan. You might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!
41. Hi. You'll do.
42. Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
43. How do you like your eggs cooked? [Why?] Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
44. I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
45. I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?
46. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
47. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
48. I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!!
49. I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
50. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
51. I seemed to have lost my way, would you mind taking me with you.
52. I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.
53. I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
54. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
55. If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
56. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
57. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
58. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
59. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
60. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
61. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
62. I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.
63. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
64. I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
65. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
66. Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
67. I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
68. I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
69. I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
70. Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
71. Lick your finger and touch the person, touch yourself with it and say, "Let's you and me get out of these wet clothes."
72. May I flirt with you?
73. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
74. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
75. Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
76. Overheard in our computer lab: Just because your computers are incompatible, doesn't mean we are.
77. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
78. Say, did we go to different schools together?
79. Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
80. Sorry to bother you, but I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that.
81. Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, "Wanna screw?"
82. That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
83. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
84. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
85. Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."
86. Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like you know them.)
87. Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
88. Were you just smiling at me from across the room, or do I have my contacts in wrong?
89. What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper
90. What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
91. Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
92. Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
93. You are the only reason why I came in here alone.
94. You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
95. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
96. You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
97. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
98. You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
99. You're ugly but you intrigue me.

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