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发表于 2005-9-27 05:22
Coincidence

A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next

to a woman patron; he ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perked up and said, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of

champagne too!"

&nb sp;

He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence." He continued, "This is a

special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too,

and I'm also celebrating!" said the woman.

"What a coincidence." replied the man. They clinked glasses and he asked,

"What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist

told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence." remarked the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years

all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

"That's great!" said the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched roosters," he replied.

"What a coincidence!" she said.

2016年3月27日开始抗病毒。

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发表于 2005-9-27 11:39

"I switched roosters," he replied.

How can it be???

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发表于 2005-9-27 13:24
IT IS NOT HUMOROUS
接受世界,接受现实。 放宽心境,一切随缘。

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发表于 2005-10-1 12:35
以下是引用leiyu_ray在2005-9-27 0:24:26的发言:
IT IS NOT HUMOROUS

???what a funny joke!
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发表于 2005-10-1 15:59

wahahahaha,

有没有一首歌会让你想起我。。。
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