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Owl

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发表于 2005-7-12 02:20

Write your one liners here, anything you like and as many as you like to write...start with me,

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

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I suffer from chronic apathy, I was going to go see a docter about it, but I didn\'t really care.

Owl

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发表于 2005-7-12 02:29

Here is more one liners...

I was born intelligent - education ruined me. The wise never marry because when they do, they become otherwise. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk? "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........

I suffer from chronic apathy, I was going to go see a docter about it, but I didn\'t really care.

Owl

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发表于 2005-7-13 01:16

Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.

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I suffer from chronic apathy, I was going to go see a docter about it, but I didn\'t really care.

Owl

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发表于 2005-7-18 03:32

A loser is someone who calls the number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall, only to have his girlfriend answer.

I suffer from chronic apathy, I was going to go see a docter about it, but I didn\'t really care.

Owl

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发表于 2005-7-18 03:34

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.

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I suffer from chronic apathy, I was going to go see a docter about it, but I didn\'t really care.

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发表于 2005-7-18 09:48

sorry,i cannot understand your meaning

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发表于 2005-7-28 04:18

以下是引用天华在2005-7-17 20:47:45的发言：

sorry,i cannot understand your meaning

I am sorry too.

It has been dog days all week, very hot.

I suffer from chronic apathy, I was going to go see a docter about it, but I didn\'t really care.

Owl

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发表于 2005-7-31 20:16

"The essence of life is effort."
- L.A. Talk show host Larry Elder
"The most incomprehensible thing about the universe is that it is incomprehensible."
- Albert Einstein

I suffer from chronic apathy, I was going to go see a docter about it, but I didn\'t really care.

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