英语中如何优雅地骂人

sars

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me handsome(pretty), what the hell happened to you?

hey, what happened?

johnleee

hehe
calm down
you look as if  you a re  very angry  today^_^

江南书生

oh,I get it,hehe,

sars

You swine.

You vulgar little maggot.

You worthless bag of filth.

As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel.

You are a anker, an open wound.

I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans.

sars

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit.

You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt.

You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a
weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

sars

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you.

You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing.

You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth.

You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?

sars

You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player.

You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards.

Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.

sars

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.

sars

You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have.

You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post.

God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.

sars

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.

Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.