英语中如何优雅地骂人

sars

After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.

sars

Are your parents siblings?

sars

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

sars

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

sars

Hey you, yeah, you, did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?

sars

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

sars

If I want any shit outta you I'll squeeze your head.

sars

If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart.

sars

You're so ugly you almost look like your mother.

sars

Well, I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much beans.