When Yuer was a little girl....

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Mother: What are you crying for?
Yuer: Teacher kept me in for something I didn’t do.
Mother: Something you didn’t do? What was it?
Yuer: M-m-my lessons!

[此贴子已经被作者于2004-4-6 10:33:05编辑过]

liverbj

Mother: Which apple do you want, Tom?
Yuer: The biggest one.
Mother: Why, Tom, you should be polite and take the little one.
Yuer: Well, Mamma, should I like just to be polite?

liverbj

Mother: Which apple do you want, Yuer?
Yuer: The biggest one.
Mother: Why, Yuer, you should be polite and take the little one.
Yuer: Well, Mamma, should I lie just to be polite?

[此贴子已经被作者于2004-3-31 11:20:10编辑过]

liverbj

Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Yuer, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?
Yuer: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other.

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LOL

FUNNY FUNNY

liverbj

Mother: Why were you kept after school today, Yuer?
Yuer: Teacher told us to write an essay on “The Result of Laziness”, and I turned in a blank sheet of paper.

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Yuer: Daddy, when I grow up I want to be an Arctic Explorer.
Father: That’s fine, Yuer.
Yuer: But I want to go into training at once.
Father: How so?
Yuer: Well, I want a dollar a day for ice-cream so I’ll get used to the cold.

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“You will be pleased with me today, mother,” said Yuer to her mother, coming home from school. “I saved on fares. I didn’t go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it.”
　　
　　 “Well,” said her mother laughing, “Next time you should run after a taxi, you will save much more.”

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Teacher: Yuer, why are you late this time?
Yuer: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
Teacher: I don’t see any bandages.
Yuer: Oh, they weren’t my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.

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Teacher: Why is it said that lightning never strikes the same place twice?
Yuer: Because after it’s struck once the same place isn’t there any more!