When Yuer was a little girl....

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Yuer: Black hens are more clever than white ones, aren’t they?
Mother: How do you know?
Yuer: Well, the black hens can lay white eggs, but the white hens can’t lay black ones.

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“Yuer, why are you always late?”
“Because you’re always ringing the bell before I get here!”

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Yuer and a boy were talking about the sun and the moon. “Which one of them is more useful?” asked the boy.
　　"Of course the moon is. The moon is in the sky when it’s dark, but the sun is in the sky in the daytime when nobody needs it."

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Teacher:Yuer, I told you to write out this poem twenty times because your handwriting is so bad, and you’ve only written it out seventeen times.
Yuer: My arithmetic’s bad as well, Miss…

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One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager.
All the students began to write except Yuer. The teacher went to her and asked the reason.

“I am waiting for my secretary.” Yuer answered.

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ha...ha....funny

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It seems that LIVERBJ has so much experience with the school life.

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One day, Yuer's teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, a chick just got out of its eggshell.
“It’s wonderful to see a little thing come out from the eggshell, isn’t it?” the teacher said.

“Yes, sir,” Yuer said, “But it would be more wonderful if we knew that how a chick gets into its eggshell before hand.”

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Father: Well, Yuer, I talked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
Yuer: I don't know, father.
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Yuer: Our teacher, father.

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Teacher: Yuer, didn’t you hear me call you?
Yuer: Yes, miss, but you warned us yesterday not to answer back!