411签名收集档案(骂人的除外)

安心

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.

Darn!  I missed it...

A woman is like a teabag ---
only in hot water do you realize how strong she is.

各位, 今天是我太太30岁生日10周年纪念日！

只是有钱并不能让人幸福，所以我还偷些珠宝、邮票、手表什么的...

心酸的爱浮在半空，永不落实．．．

Don't cry because it's over,
smile because it happened.

我的视力很差，比如说，看见那边墙上那颗图钉没有？你看得见吧，而我就看不见。

有没有听过大猪说有，小猪说没有的故事？

Don't cry because it's over,
smile because it happened.

你太急了，我需要时间来缓冲．

争吵的时候，男人和女人的区别就像是步枪和机关枪的区别

Relax!
You're so tense that light bends around you.

“One by one the penguins steal our sanity.
　　What's left is only insanity.”

"eople never grow up, they just learn how to act in public." 　-Bryan White

Since there is no vaccine against stupidity,
　　sorry, I don't make conversation with retards.

"A philosopher is a person who gives other
　　people advice about troubles he hasn't had."　　　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 - William R. Lewis

安心

“我从来不看电视，我只不过是经常核对
　　一下报纸上的电视节目有没有印错而已。”

"医师, 您看到了什么?
HBV是正的还是邪的, 阴的阳的啊?"

Everyone is beautiful if you squint a bit.

　　如果你斜一点看, 每个人都是美丽的.

How come wrong numbers are never busy?
　　Thanks God I am still getting pulses...

“如果白痴会飞，
　　那我上上次就职的公司简直是个机场。”

“你的眼睛就象天上的明月，
　　一只初一；一只十五。”

别骂自己的孩子是小兔崽子，因为从遗传学的角度来讲，这对家长是不利的。

老婆，我不该用床单擦皮鞋，不过出差刚回来，一时半会儿还改不过来，我错了。

您想拥有一副好的牙齿吗？这里送给你三点经验：
　　一、饭后漱口早晚刷牙；　
　　二、每年两次去医院清洗牙齿；
　　三、少管闲事。

Women would rather be right than reasonable.

Life is short - pray hard.

鱼说，你看不见我的泪，因为我在水中～
水说，我感觉得到你的泪，因为你在我心中～

“我和妻子已经18个月没说话了，我没机会打断她。”

Can I have a picture of yours?......
So I can show Santa EXACTLY what I want for Christmas.

“悲剧好比是我不小心切掉了自己的小手指；喜剧好比是你不小心掉进了下水道。”

Be brave! For this world belongs to the braves.

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

╔═╗╔═╗╔═╗╔═╗
║一╠╣切╠╣随╠╣○║
╚═╝╚═╝╚═╝╚═╝

既不回头，何必不忘，既然无缘，何需誓言，今日种种，似水无痕，明夕何夕，吾已陌路。

Don`t take your organs to heaven, God knows we need them!

All is not gold that glitters．
     闪光的未必皆是金子。

Ask no questions and be told no lies.
         不问问题就不会受骗。

The most poisonous three-letter word is "Ego". Kill it.

    最有毒的三个字母的单词是"Ego"(自我),除掉它。

Live fast, die young, have a beautiful corpse.

安心

　　还有一部分，回南京继续补充！

　　[em03][em03]

kldw

呵呵，细致的安心，幽默的411[em02][em05]

少数派

“我和妻子已经18个月没说话了，我没机会打断她。”

内二

看来在坛子里整理语录不是我一个人的爱好：）

安心

DO NOT FESTER  TO FESTER IS BAD

不要再呻吟了，上帝只拯救自救者。

日出东海落西山，愁也一天，喜也一天；遇事不钻牛角尖，人也舒坦，心也舒坦。


What is it? Beauty?...I am not too sure either.

赖在传统经验的阶梯上不动，他们不上，你也甭想！

One usually dies WITH HBV and not FROM it!

生死爱恨一念间,
悲欢离合总是缘.

安心

Life is like an onion:
You peel off layer after layer with tears
then you find there is nothing in it.

When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!

Don't let me get me!

Live a life you love
Use a god you trust
Don't take it all too seriously

我一生中最后悔的事就是现在写信给你。

俺们家没电视，所以什么也没见过。

愿死去的人永远安息，愿活着的人继续快乐。虽然有时亦无法快乐，但起码应该少些痛苦！

人生短短几十年，不要给自己留下了什么遗憾，想笑就笑，想哭就哭，该爱的时候就去爱，无谓压抑自己。

记住该记住的，忘记该忘记的。改变能改变的，接受不能改变的。

历幻历劫
我天真而苍老
简单而复杂
伟大而渺小

我已经好多了
现在做的只是是忍耐，另外干点别的，
分散下注意力

2003年我基本上很乖，2004年我会争取更乖[em03][em03]

liver411

以后应该加些荤的和坏的...

安心

I learned the way a monkey learns - by watching its parents.

All I want is someone to hold me. And pay me for it.

你，你这样在论坛里乱跑, 深夜不归很容易被警察射杀的。

If I told you, you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

我是谁的谁是谁？

有人走的匆忙，有人爱的甜美，谁会在意擦肩而过的心碎
那就这样吧……再爱我，如果有缘的话

Call me. You can find my number and name in the phone book.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Married men live longer than single men,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.

A wedding ring stops circulation.

I can handle criticism so long as it isn't about me.

Lifeless, faultless.
只有死人才不会犯错误。

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off．

郁闷　电脑　网路...

"夕阳无限好，何必仅独步，网上交个友，快乐也无数。"

"Only you——好孤独，Only you——没幸福，Only you——让我哭，让我苦，让我欢喜让我忧——"

Hope is contagious !  

A Smile Is Contagious!