liverbj

以下是引用easy在2002-10-24 16:56:00的发言：
A: This restaurant must have very clean kitchen. 

B: Thanks. What makes you say that? 

A: Everything tastes of soap!



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A:这家餐馆必须使用洁净洁净的餐具。
B:谢谢，你为什么这样说呢？
A:每样东西吃起来都象肥皂！

必须使用？
好像是一定在使用吧。

revelation

对，谢谢liverbj老大，治学严谨，pfpf

我方便大家阅读，自己翻译的，呵呵，不好意思：）

revelation

Late one night in the capitol city a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

"Give me your money!" he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a U.S. Congressman!"

"In that case," replied the robber, "give me MY money!"













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一天傍晚，在国会大厦边上的一条小路上，一个悍匪头戴滑雪面罩，跳到一个穿着得体的男人面前，并用枪指着他的肋骨。

“把钱拿出来！”他要协道。

有的男人愤怒的回答，“你敢动我一根寒毛--我是美国国会议员！”

“那也行，”强盗回答，“把我的钱还给我！”

[此贴子已经被作者于2002-10-25 16:49:15编辑过]

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Teacher: Jeremy, please use "I" in a sentence.

Jeremy: I is -

Teacher: Don't say "I is." Say "I am."

Jeremy: Okay, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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Joke  
      
A guy walks into a bar and demands to know "Who's the strongest in here?"

The toughest guy looks at him and says "I am the strongest around here!"

The other guy politely asks "Can you help me push my car to the gas station?"

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Heat or Cold

Q: Which travels faster - heat or cold?

A: Heat...Because you can catch cold.

liverbj

One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, a chick just got out of its eggshell.

“It’s wonderful to see a little thing come out from the eggshell, isn’t it?” the teacher said.

“Yes, sir,” said one of the boys, “But it would be more wonderful if we knew that how a chick gets into its eggshell before hand.”
一天，老师带学生到养鸡场参观，当他们走近孵化器时，刚好一只小鸡破壳而出。

“看见一个小生命从蛋壳里出来，岂不是很奇妙的吗？”老师说。

“是的，老师，”一个男学生说，“可是，如果我们知道它是怎样事先钻进蛋壳里的那就是更奇妙了。

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A woman was telling her friend: "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."

"And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked.

The woman replied, "A multimillionaire."

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Help, Help. My baby's fallen down the well."

"Hold on. Here's a copy of Dr. Spock."

"What good's that?"

"It tells you how to bring up baby."

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Teacher: Where's your homework this morning?

Student: You'll never believe this, but on the way to school I made a paper airplane out of it and someone hijacked it to Cuba!