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作者: ww1984 时间: 2010-9-28 12:32 标题: 不许联想

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we’re going down the tracks.”
圣诞节后的某一天，妈妈一边在厨房里干活，一边还不时关注着在客厅里玩电动火车的儿子。她听到电动火车停下来的声音，然后就听见儿子说：“所有他妈的想下车的，都给我赶快下车，因为这已经是最后一站了！还有所有的他妈的要上车的，都给我赶快坐上来，因为马上就发动了！”

The mother went nuts and told her son, “We don’t use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.”
听到儿子这样说话，妈妈都快疯了，她告诉她的儿子，“我们可不能这么说话！我要你现在就给我回房去，待在里面好好反思，两小时后再出来！等你出来之后，你可以继续玩你的小火车，但我希望你能使用一些文明的词语。”
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, “All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.” She hears the little boy continue, “For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.”
两小时后，儿子走出房间，从新玩起了电动小火车。没过多久，小火车又停了下来，这一会妈妈听到儿子说，“所有要下车的乘客请带好随身物品准备下车。非常感谢您乘坐本次列车，衷心希望您旅途愉快，并欢迎您下次继续乘坐。刚刚上车的乘客，请您将随身行李放到座位的下面。同时，请注意本列车为无烟列车，车上不能吸烟。我们衷心地祝愿您旅途愉快，并拥有美好的一天。”
As the mother began to smile, the child added, “For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.”
听到儿子这么说，妈妈感到非常欣慰，只听孩子接着又说，“至于那些抱怨火车了延误两小时的人，拜托你们要找就去找厨房里的那个贱人说理去！”

作者: warm219 时间: 2010-10-3 22:54

哈哈~~~

作者: ww1984 时间: 2010-10-3 22:58