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作者: GZ007    时间: 2009-3-31 15:07     标题: 广东人才看得懂的香港英语

广东人才看得懂的香港英语

1 So many people die, never see you die.
甘多人死,唔见你死。
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
你教我以后点出??行?
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
如果你够姜既话就放马过??。
4 "I saw a pork chop"
我见到件猪扒啊。
5 Are you road?
你系咪路啊?
6 What the water are you?
你系乜水啊?
7 Do you big me?
你大我啊?
8 Zebra chops people.
班马劈友。
9 The king of the cutting girl.
界女王。
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
你当我无到?
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上!
13 Today I was very black son.
今日我好黑仔。
14 I am wearing grass.
我着紧草。
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
你未够班同我讲数!
16 Two beat six.
二打六
17 Two five son.
二五仔
18 Piano piano green.
琴琴青
19 I give you some colour to see see.
我俾D??色你睇睇!
20 Stupid stupid want to move .
蠢蠢欲?? 。
21 People mountain people sea .
人山人海 。
22 How senior are you?
你算老???
23 What the ghost are you talk?
你?v乜鬼?
24 I fear that you have teeth.
我?@你有牙!
25 Heart flower angry open.
心花怒放。
26 Fish skin
鱼皮 。
27 Monster of blowing water.
吹水怪。
28 Face green green
面青青。
29 You see road carefully
你小心睇路
30 You go to street carefully
你出街小心D。
31 Do the world
做世界 。
32 Big tea rice
大茶饭 。
33 American chinese not enough.
美中不足。
34 King eight egg.
王八蛋
35 High hand.
高手
36 Old dot.
老点
37 One old water
一旧水
38 I know your mouse.
我识你老鼠!
39 Measure water/Pound water.
磅水
40 A dragon service.
一条龙服务
41 Pump water.
****
42 I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹鸡打你班友。
43 You jump building.
你跳楼啦。
44 You come back home and eat banana
你返屋企食蕉啦
45 I give you a hair.
我俾条毛你ar!
46 Collect skin
收皮
47 Collect father
收爹
48 You give me collect father.
你同我收爹!
49 Laugh die me.
笑死我。
50 You give me stop.
你同我企系度。
51 Eight woman
八婆
52 Eight woman,you are good!
八婆,你好o野!
53 What the spring do you do?
你搞乜春啊?
54 A dog of eating dung
食屎狗
55 A ghost of ass
屎忽鬼
作者: itqiang    时间: 2009-3-31 19:48

看懂了,不过没听过
作者: opium_jj    时间: 2009-3-31 19:54

晕倒.......
作者: 2009xinkaishi    时间: 2009-3-31 20:06


作者: 岸上的鱼鱼    时间: 2009-3-31 20:33


作者: zankoo    时间: 2009-3-31 20:34

哈哈哈~~搞笑啊,去边树稳出来架
作者: zhendongshaw    时间: 2009-3-31 21:34

经典经典,收藏了,哈哈
作者: 不言愁    时间: 2009-3-31 22:20

i am bunting your lung
顶你个肺!
作者: 超越梦想客    时间: 2009-3-31 22:39

哪天我找个老外考考他!
作者: GZ1027    时间: 2009-3-31 23:17

wo 就 睇5明喇
作者: GZ007    时间: 2009-4-1 09:56

楼上的,我们换个名字好不好?
作者: emily.yang    时间: 2009-4-1 10:27

现在的人,越来越有才了。。
作者: jangle    时间: 2009-4-1 23:50

有点意思。
作者: 黑人    时间: 2009-4-2 14:20

啥意思翻译一下啊!
作者: GZ007    时间: 2009-4-2 22:45

晕,黑人兄是要我们把中文部分翻译成英文还是普通话?
作者: WUZHAOBING88    时间: 2009-4-3 11:22

好搞笑,顶一下
作者: 166    时间: 2009-4-6 13:45

有意思 o  o
      
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作者: 每天晴    时间: 2009-4-6 15:40

笑死我啦。
作者: noair001    时间: 2009-4-6 16:18

仲有  one dog face




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