YAHOO NEWS: When New Scientist magazine asked "Brief History of Time" author Stephen Hawking what he thinks about most, the Cambridge University professor renowned for unravelling some of the most complex questions in modern physics answered: "Women. They are a complete mystery."
现代宇宙之父霍金说:现代物理的最大难题是:女人。
回复:
1. Stephen, just think of women as either black holes, dark energy or dark matter. They can suck you in, pull you apart, reduce you to the smallest element and spin you in circles at near the speed of light. And like gravity, their pull is irresistible to the average male mass.
2. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.. It's called a Wedding Cake.
科学家发现了一种食品,可以让女人的性趣下降90%,那就是结婚蛋糕.
3. Two marriages, both bad, They just wanted what I had in my Pants.. called money.. I wanted what they had in their pants, turned out to be nothing, and thats what I got.... Now I'm too old, nobody wants me..
4. Someone once said that the difference between men and women was that men only want one thing from every woman while women want everything from only one man.