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作者: liver411 时间: 2011-8-15 14:19 标题: WHY?

Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

作者: positiveattitud 时间: 2011-8-15 20:11

liver411 发表于 2011-8-15 14:19
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescripti ...

Don't think too hard, that makes life harder

作者: StephenW 时间: 2011-8-15 20:49

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

A trick question?

作者: hbv30year 时间: 2011-8-15 20:59

"Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?"

this is a funny question, the cold answer is transplantation.

作者: positiveattitud 时间: 2011-8-15 21:06

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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Rush hour is the time people all rush home or somewhere else...

作者: StephenW 时间: 2011-8-15 21:14

hbv30year 发表于 2011-8-15 20:59
"Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?"

this is a funny question, the cold answer ...

If the prisoner dies of infection, his family can sue the State

One for you: why do they call printing money quantitative easing?

作者: positiveattitud 时间: 2011-8-15 21:18

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
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A diet coke is a diet coke, isn't it?
Ordering a diet coke makes people feel less guilty (or maybe even feel good) after ordering double cheeseburgers and large fries.
Food are always difficult to resist

作者: hbv30year 时间: 2011-8-15 21:30

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i only know a little bit about finance.
print money--increase money supply--buy treasure bill--increase bank reserve-->more loan avaliable-->inflation
china has done it for a long time, better than usa government.

作者: StephenW 时间: 2011-8-15 21:43

positiveattitud 发表于 2011-8-15 21:18
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
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A diet coke is a diet ...

This is called balanced eating - me, I like a junior burger

作者: StephenW 时间: 2011-8-15 21:47

hbv30year 发表于 2011-8-15 21:30
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i only know a little bit about finance.

Printing money, you are spot on - I read that too, except China did it without drawing too much attention and criticism. That is what you called: have your cake and eat it too.

作者: positiveattitud 时间: 2011-8-15 22:57

StephenW 发表于 2011-8-15 21:43
This is called balanced eating - me, I like a junior burger

You meant 'mentally' balanced eating, right?

I love all sorts of burgers

, but I am a balanced eater too

作者: hbv30year 时间: 2011-8-15 23:12

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criticism? Hell No! The country has a budget of 5000 million for public security in a year. At most a million compensation for an accident victim, so how many lives you can have?

作者: StephenW 时间: 2011-8-15 23:47

hbv30year 发表于 2011-8-15 23:12
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criticism? Hell No! The country has a budget of 5000 million for public securi ...

International criticism, I mean. The public security is over the top. With so many accidents in China, you really need insurance schemes to pay for compensations.

作者: hbv30year 时间: 2011-8-16 00:13

I don't need insurance, I have tons of them already.
tell you a joke, in china, people joke to each other, if you don't like the guy, tell him to buy stocks.
in Canada, if you hate your relative, buy him insurance---most importantly, buy a lot....lot. then he will live in war zone daily.

作者: StephenW 时间: 2011-8-16 12:46

hbv30year 发表于 2011-8-16 00:13
I don't need insurance, I have tons of them already.
tell you a joke, in china, people joke to each ...

As I recall you have more lives than a cat. I don't get the joke about buying lots of insurance for a Canadian - does it mean they will do him/her over to collect?

作者: 搅拌子 时间: 2011-8-16 14:46

I bu zhi dao

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